Every great crew has a story. Ours is just more unhinged than most.
The Nickname Era
Nobody in this crew goes by their real name. Susu Miah, Dudu Miah, Chutki Pakhi, Sultana — we had to make name tags just to keep track of who owed who money.
Two Sides, One Chaos
The Adeeb Side and the Tajwar Side found each other the way all great friendships do — arguing online first, linking up IRL second, and now we're stuck with each other forever.
The TikTok Origin Story
It started as a joke. One video. "Let's just do it once," said Fokir Miah. Now there's a merch line and a website. This is your fault, Abhijit.
The Group Chat Rules
Rule #1: No snitching. Rule #2: Mehraj (Shona Pakhi) cooks, everyone eats. Rule #3: If Naim (Chutki Pakhi) goes missing, check the nearest desi restaurant.
Hall of Moments
The incident with Rohid's car. The time Haris convinced everyone he was a professional. The 3am Mamun monologue. These stories will never leave the group chat. Ever.
The Flags Say It All
Bengali 🇧🇩 Pakistani 🇵🇰 Jamaican 🇯🇲 Turkish 🇹🇷 British 🇬🇧 South African 🇿🇦 — we are literally the United Nations except way louder and nobody follows the rules.
Two bloodlines, one ridiculous extended family. Here's how everyone is connected — don't @ us if you get confused.
Two sides, one big chaotic family reunion every weekend